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The Strolling Scones saga is now a major Musical Theater Stageplay!!!!

“Ladies & Gentlemen, It’s the Strolling Scones!”
• A Two-Act Rockin’ - Rollin’ Musical •

Book by L.E. McCullough • Music & Lyrics by Rick Stockton

© 2013 L.E. McCullough & Rick Stockton


THE YEAR WAS 1969, the peak of rock’s Flower-Power Era: up-and-coming British Invasion band The Strolling Scones were on their first North American tour.

Enroute to a gig in wintry Colorado, the band had an “accident” of unknown cause ... their VW microbus careened off the road into an ice-choked Rocky Mountain lake, where the hapless Brits were frozen instantly. Search and rescue attempts failed, and the band was presumed dead.

FLASH FORWARD TO NOW — 40 years later — construction on a nearby ski lodge causes a massive shift in the local geology, diverting tons of water and exposing the entombed microbus and its human time capsule … rushed to the Prestone Cryogenics Lab, the band members are carefully brought out of deep-freeze — vital signs intact and all still in their twenties.

Meet the Strolling Scones: thawed, rested and ready to rock in the 21st century!

Right from the start of their new lease on life, the “Frostbite Four” (T. Malcolm Oxford, Yardley London, Chelsea Morning, Stewart Dewar) encounter challenges adjusting to their unusual circumstances:

Husband-wife duo T. Malcolm and Yardley are greeted by their “infant son”, Harry who is now 20 years older than his parents — and desperately wants to join the band

Stewart and Chelsea join a “frozen-in-time therapy support group” where they meet Rainbow Sunshine, another chronological castaway who’s searching for her lost commune and the Spirit of Haight-Asbury

Not only have so many of their Sixties musical cohorts passed on, the essence of popular music and culture has changed beyond imagination … how do you explain Death Metal, Gangsta Rap, Lady Gaga and Mexican telenovelas to someone from the innocent age of Laugh-In?

The Scones’ old manager, Basil Bellingham, now a megarich software mogul, promises to revive their career … but there’s something fishy about Basil’s enthusiastic plans for the group … and his alluring, air-brained assistant Medea who pops up at the most curious moments — is she all that she seems to be?

“Ladies & Gentlemen, It’s the Strolling Scones!” is a story about getting a second chance to make your dreams come true… and finding out if that dream is what you really wanted in the first place.


Malcolm and Yardley tell their amazing
story with excerpts from the play.

Sample the music!

Paradise (It's Just Around The Corner)

Takin' 'Em On

One Way Seat

Another Day In The Park

It's A Brave New Yardley Theme Song

Beauty Of His Game

Colours of Our Lives

Cyberspace Commune

Luck Of Your Life


Divine Wine

Fall In The Water

Ground That Will Hold You Steady

Long Way From Heaven

Looks Like He Don't Love Me

Miracles Don't Happen Every Day

The Night Sings

Somebody's Dream



This musical is available for performance option.

If you are a theater producer and would like to present "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S THE STROLLING SCONES!"

please contact Rick Stockton at:

We can help!
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• Consultation with the composer
• Consultation with a choreographer
• Sheet music
• Recorded practice or back-up musical tracks

• Projected images in Photoshop layers ready to insert pictures of your cast
• A live band


DVD of the Galactic Premiere performance filmed by Emmy Award winning videographer David Schler!